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Thursday, 17 May 2012

SHAVING YOUR DOGS NOW?.



Because the last post was a bit grim i wanted to have some fun and i came accross this bizarre website in which owners of dogs, who love their dogs can pay for their dog hair to be made in to clothes.

http://www.spinnstube-fuer-hundewolle.de/index.htm
How ?...what?... i mean... ok Jon, explain more because my brain is gonna' explode here.
You shave your dog,
don't use Telly Savalas option  or your dog will end up looking like Kojak.

''Who loves ya' baby?''
''NOOOOO, RUNNN''.

 or comb him very well and then send the hair to the website, and they clean it, card it, then use a process to turn it in to wool . And then...they make a coat so you can be closer to your dog.
'Which one do i stick the Rosette on?''.


The customer looks happy, but now if it rains. Someone will always ask 'Why does it smell like wet dog in here?'
''Dont cut my hair off again Mum''
''woofly (lovely) coat''.
''That is mine, take it off''.
Hope you found it funny, it made me smile. The website is in German but it is safe and Chrome translated for me.


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31 comments:

  1. G17 May 2012 at 15:51

    WHF? no? really? how odd...

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    1. sundersartwork18 May 2012 at 12:22

      G, i know, least they look like they love their pets though.

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  2. Baur17 May 2012 at 15:58

    Ehhh not sure I'd want a dog jacket lol

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    1. sundersartwork18 May 2012 at 12:30

      Thanks Baur, so long as it does not have fleas?. They have donkey jackets...could they be?.

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  3. MynameisEarl17 May 2012 at 16:50

    Well considering there are dog breeds that shed a shite load of hair and getting them off can be a pain, so why not put that moulting to a better use?

    It's not a bad idea to be quite hones-, oh damn, here comes PETA! RUN!

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    1. sundersartwork18 May 2012 at 12:50

      Thanks Earl, yeah lol you would think Peta would be all over this, but their spending their time exploiting women's bodies. I don't agree with most of what they do, and they have actually succeeded in turning people against animals rights. We had these nutters in England these extremist animals rights protesters. They targeted a farm that produces animals for the medical industry, but rather than protesting they smashed up the families cars, cut brake cables. Then dug up the skeleton of the owners mother and refused to give it back unless they stopped their business. They all got arrested but the skeleton is still missing. What a story eh lol?

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  4. Henrietta Collins17 May 2012 at 17:18

    no. fucking. WAY.

    that takes the phrase "puppy love" to a whole new, very creepy level lol

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    1. sundersartwork18 May 2012 at 13:11

      Thanks Henrietta,i wonder how far they will take it?, I know some people have their pets stuffed when they die, in weird poses, like with top hats and monocles. People really love their dogs i suppose. What dog loves to take a bath?...a sham-poodle.

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  5. Melanie17 May 2012 at 23:09

    Yeah...I love my pets and all, but I am certainly NOT going to have their used up fur made into clothing for me to wear. No thank you.

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    1. sundersartwork18 May 2012 at 13:26

      Lol, thanks Melanie. Im sure your pets are glad they wont be bald now.

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  6. Sub Radar (Mike)17 May 2012 at 23:21

    Wow, that sounds dander-tastic. And itchy.

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    1. sundersartwork18 May 2012 at 15:09

      Thanks Mike, hope they de flea it first, the outfits kind of look like something Abba would wear.

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  7. Az18 May 2012 at 01:38

    *GASP*

    Hahahahahaha, this is hilarious. Just when you think you've heard it all. Thanks for that :)

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    1. sundersartwork18 May 2012 at 15:25

      Thanks Azra, it is the weird side of the Internet sure enough lol.

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  8. The Angry Lurker18 May 2012 at 03:06

    I love the smell of wet dog in the morning, people are weird but that's why I love some of them!

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    1. sundersartwork18 May 2012 at 15:33

      Just remember 'Poodles don't surf'.
      Yeah i agree Lurker, its harmless if eccentric. But a lot of people i have met are on the border of madness lol. It's like that old joke ' One madman puts cream on his strawberries another puts manure'.

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  9. JJ18 May 2012 at 04:06

    i never understood people how shaved their dogs. trimming is okay but completely shaving it all off ?
    i love white retrievers !

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    1. sundersartwork18 May 2012 at 15:40

      Thanks Jaya, i think its the dog equivalent of a Brazillian, i bet it will be dog bikinis soon they already have dog shows. Maybe they will have dog lapdancing clubs and owners will send the dogs in with doggy buscuits to pay for dog lapdances. I guess judging by dogs behaviour though it will be just humping legs. It's all to do with how humans have changed, dogs used to be work animals, but as we got wealthier as a species they became pets.

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  10. sm18 May 2012 at 04:10

    lol
    nice pics

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    1. sundersartwork19 May 2012 at 03:28

      Thnks sm,i liked the looks on the fdogs faces.

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    2. sundersartwork19 May 2012 at 09:13

      Thanks sm, i tried to leave a comment on your blog but the page keeps freezing...ill try later today. All my flash is updated.

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  11. MunirGhiasuddin18 May 2012 at 07:39

    This is funny. I guess it is humane to shave your pet during summer.

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    1. sundersartwork19 May 2012 at 09:14

      Thanks Munir, yeah, just don't turn your back on these owners, or your hair could end up as a pair of gloves lol.

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  12. Baur18 May 2012 at 18:21

    I guess a dog jacket wouldn't be too bad I mean a few of us have leather jackeets

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    1. sundersartwork19 May 2012 at 10:26

      Just so long as the dog is walking on a leash lol, same as the donkye. Of course i could have said ass instead of donkey but we wont go there.

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